Dark humour memes is what keeping me entertained these days. I know that this kind of jokes can be quite offensive, but I still enjoy a good laugh when I see one. Maybe I am going straight to hell for this, but I don't mind. I think men in hell are h...

I am a busty lady who loves to take big dicks between my tits. My breasts are the perfect size for an intense titfucking and motorboating. I don't give a fuck if a guy keeps on looking at my boobs and not at my face. I take it as a compliment when ho...

I'm a career bint. Spending each day convincing the board members of my ideas. Don't get me pete tong! I enjoy my graft, but men find me intimidating at times. Plus, the fact that I haven't had shag in months. I'm losing my edge. So, help a bint out.

You should message me if you are not looking for a serious relationship. My career is what's important to me at this moment, so all I want is a good bloke who can make my strawberry creams and fanny chuffed.

I never believed in love at first sight but I’m a great believer in two people having a good chemistry right away. Every individual has a special way in getting everything he/she wants in life. One of my lifelong dreams is to visit and explore as m...

It has been several weeks since I touched myself and I am feeling a bit sad already. I touch and play with myself almost every day and that's why I am quite frustrated right now. I don't know what happened but I am guessing that I do not have the mot...