Tea is my first love. I can drink eight cups of tea with lots of milk while eating an egg and cress club sandwich filled with mayonnaise, mashed hard-boiled eggs, and cheese or dunking biscuits into my tea.

I have naughty fingers; they're always excited to go inside me. When I'm turned on, I push three fingers into my quim, and I squirt a lot. I like to try my whole hand, but I want someone else to do it for me because it's going to be more exciting.

Rough me up and make me feel like I am your fuck doll. I am a masochistic and submissive lady who finds pleasure in pain and humiliation. I love impact plays and bondage. For me, there is no better combination than being tied up and spanked hard. Do ...

I have to admit that I can't help but beat the beans as soon as I hear my neighbours shagging and talking dirty to each other. Their conversations are really hot, making me randy, so you can't blame me if I have to beat the beans and use my sex toys ...

Always game to giving a good suck. Having a bloke's prick in my mouth or fucking my throat is a delightful experience. I don't know why other women are opposed to doing so, I get pleasure in watching my partner come undone because of me.

Lick my pussy the way you want it. I'm not going to try to hold you back. Suck me from behind before putting your knob into my fanny. Jackhammer me like there's no tomorrow. Make our time memorable. I'll be waiting for you.