I am looking for a nice and proper gent who could look me just like the way how I look at my coffee in the morning. Coffee is the only thing that keeping me together these days. I am looking for a man who loves coffee as much as I do.

My perfect day would consist of a few cans of cold Guinness, salty pretzels mixed in with some crisps, and pornography. I don't really need a toy to wank, I have my dainty fingers for that. I do hope that it gets replaced with manlier digits soon.

When it comes to punishments, I would always lean towards using a riding crop to a tight man's arse. The sound leather makes against the skin and the way it makes the skin blush is such a sight to see. I sometimes have the urge to sink my teeth in.

I am looking for a lad who is always hungry because I love to cook. I live in the kitchen these days trying out new recipes. I badly need someone who can taste the food I prepare and give me honest criticisms. Do that, and I might let you have a tast...

My approach to sex was open, wild, and free, but that was before, I want to know what I missed out on. I wonder if there's anyone here who can make me feel alive again and would satisfy such a specific and insatiable needs of mine.

I am the exact opposite of smart-ass, inconsiderate and miss know-it-all bitch who is only useful for flaunting her thighs and leaving disturbing impressions the crowd with her big yet artificial boobies.