There are times when I get sad without any reason at all and when those times happen, I usually touch my axe wound in order to compensate for my sadness. And to be honest, it actually works most of the time! So, whenever I get sad, I guess you alread...

The best way to make a lady like me fall for you is by having the proper tool inside your pants. If you are a bit lacking down there, then learn to compensate through other means. I don't like men who have small dicks and have no sense of humour at t...

I won't waffle around and just get straight to the point, I want to find the best way to satiate me when I'm alone at night and only have my hands to accompany me. I reckon that young lads are quite well-versed in the art of pleasuring a woman no mat...

My mind is clouded with dirty thoughts that are waiting to be unleashed at the right time with the right bloke. The manky thoughts I have are the reason for my undying wet dreams. If you are as naughty as me, then we should do the right thing. Let's ...

Booze. Chips. Sex. Video games. I think that sums up who I am and what I love about life. I'm an introvert so staying in is not a problem for me. I would even spend hours in bed just wanking or shagging a fit lad until both of us are fully satiated i...

People usually see me as charming, sociable and adventurous. Well, they got that right. I can be really charming and sociable especially when a bloke is friendly and has a good sense of humor. Oh and of course, I can be very adventurous that sometime...