Snogging in an alleyway is as far as I got to doing naughty things outdoors, and that felt like it was a decade ago already. Now I want to up the stakes and would love to get fucked like no ones business in a dingy walkway at the back of a pub.

Love is like the stairs. It has so many levels. You have to go through so many steps before you learn what real love is. While love is as sweet as honey, I wouldn't dare tread on it. All I'm after is unforgettable sex.

I am usually the shy type when it comes to meeting new people for the first time. However, beyond my seemingly naive personality lies a lustful lass who will not hesitate to spread her legs for a handsome stud.

Going out during the weekends has long left my system. When you're in your 50s, staying in would be the best way to spend it. I would often pull out my collection of smutty novels then proceed to let my imagination and hands run havoc.

I still go out and grab a pint at the pub every now and then, I may be old but that doesn't mean that I'm gonna coop myself up in my flat. I'd even flirt with a few blokes when they come my way too, they'd even buy me a drink or two.

I do believe that the best thing in life happens unexpectedly at the right timing. However, I have waited for too long for the right moment to come. I am sick and tired of being passive, so I want to actively look for the best lad out there who can g...