One of the best things about me is I know how to get along with a lot of people. My mates often tell me that I am too friendly for my own sake. Well, there's nothing wrong with an old granny to be nice to everyone. Maybe a young stud that I helped to...

Playing the piano has been my outlet when I feel lonely from not being watered. A simple tap of my fingers on the keys send me to a different state, making me forget my cravings for sex. This place is another outlet too. A good one.

I can be the best thing that could happen to you right now. A single message is all it takes to make your night a bit better. Tell me, what's holding you back from sending me a message? Is it because I am old and wrinkly?

I worked as an exotic dancer in my early years, I loved every night I was on stage and I was fairly good at it. But, of course, that was eons ago and always chockfull of fond memories. Though I must say I still have a lot of dance moves left in me.

My favourite position has always been the reverse cowgirl. I like getting spanks and arse being fondled with while I ride their throbbing cocks. I've been loving this position for so long that my knees are not going to be an issue despite my age.

Playing tennis was a way for me to release tension for years. Nowadays, I am often disappointed that it doesn't give me the same thrill anymore. Maybe fucking a dipstick would make me feel better, maybe those of the younger variety will do.