Being a horny old lady is quite a drag because there are not a lot of lads who will let a granny fuck them. I think the world will become a better place once young studs learn the importance of making old cougars happy.

No man is better than a bloke who can make a woman moan out loud using only his tongue. I am sure there is someone like that here. I just need to be patient enough to find him. I've been with a lot of lads who were confident with their skills but fai...

A lot of men have tried to please me on the bed, but only a few of them succeeded. I am quite a difficult lady to satisfy. It would take a lot more than fucking my cunt to make me cum. You need to make me feel like I am the most beautiful woman in th...

My favourite gesture is when a lad kisses me behind the lugholes. It is bleedin' intimate and cute. Makes a bint have butterflies in her stomach. I just want a man who will do that to me and more. All I have at the moment is my hotdog pillow.

Anyone who is interested in me should not be afraid of sending me a message. I don't eat men, I only play with them with my tongue. I also don't bite, unless you want me to. I am quite desperate for some rough fucking, so I will accept anyone who has...

Others see me as a natural fine beautiful lady. It has been a whilst since my last relationship, I guess I got picky. I also love the feel of the wind on my barnet. Sitting on the seashore, whilst watching the sea waves, is breathtaking. I hope the o...