An old slag that is looking for young pets that need a good spanking. It's been a while since I brought out my riding crop and it's itching to make contact with skin. And I know which outfit to bust out when the right bloke comes along.

Looks are not everything for me. I would always prioritise a lad's personality over their physical features. A dishy bloke is nice but I'd rather be with someone who has a sense of humour and rather witty.

The kind of lad that I am trying to find is someone who knows a woman's body as if it's the back of his hand. I want to interact with a lad who does not need coaching when it comes to pleasuring a woman's body. If you are that kind of lad, let me kno...

Tea is my first love. I can drink eight cups of tea with lots of milk while eating an egg and cress club sandwich filled with mayonnaise, mashed hard-boiled eggs, and cheese or dunking biscuits into my tea.

Not here for anything serious. I'm enjoying my single life right now, and I have no plans of adding lemon to it. Not yet ready for petty fights that can add sour flavour to my perfect life. If you're a bloke who wants to have fun and who doesn't mind...

Everyone seems to be attracted to good looking guys. However, that's just not me. I tend to fancy lads with messy hair and a body not sculpted like a greek statue. It just seems more real, and real is what I want.