People know me as someone who keeps a stiff upper lip. Well, I am not really that expressive and I prefer to just keep my emotions to myself and I think it's better in that way. After all, I am the only one who can help myself and no one else. But if...

Spotting a man in uniform, even if it's just pretending, makes me randy on another level. Maybe all gals have had the wet dreams of making a dignified gent to fall onto his knees. Or maybe that's just me.

With perky big boobies and luscious derriere, everyone wants to lick. During sex, I'm not the one who surrenders after one round. I can last for many rounds. Even if I'm in pain, I'd still want to do it, especially if a lover becomes more excited whe...

Finding a casual affair. Nothing serious nor any kind of string attached. Someone that'll show me that I'm still desirable despite the years that piled on, I want to be ravished and fucked hard. I'm no fragile lady that you need to be careful with.

I regularly buy sweets for myself. A sweet tooth from the day I was born, and despite my doctor telling me otherwise, I still can't resist sneaking in a bite or two. I am being careful due to my age but I also think that life is too short to deny you...

Humour is the best way to get my attention. I don't care if it's dark, racist, or hurtful. As long as you make me laugh with your sense of humour, then I'll be happy to chat with all day long. Send me your funniest joke and let's jumpstart our conver...