Not easily annoyed by circumstances. I'm a beautifully created lass who's caring and patient all the time. The only thing that annoys or frustrates me is when my tight cunt doesn't receive any thick cream. I'm always randy you know.

Looking for a little naked fun. Well, a LOT of naked fun if I'm honest. Just recently single, so I don't really have any reason not to have fun! If you think you can actually satisfy all my special "spot" then come and say hi!

I've worked at one of the local theaters in our area when I was younger, and I can't even begin to tell you just how many people I've caught shagging in the bathrooms and janitor closets. Some I even found snogging in the alcoves. I envy them even as...

It doesn't take a lot to excite an old lady like myself, just need flirty words and roaming hands. I'd be a right mess when I hear naughty promises, anticipating if they're going to push through with them or keep me waiting until I start begging.

Sucking the living daylights out of men I lure into my bed is my specialty. Always keeping things fresh, always asking them to guide me with their words and moans. Not all blokes are the same, it's my job to listen and do what they want me to.

Mates say that I have a piss poor sense of humour for laughing at the most inappropriate times. But there are just some things in life that you need to inject some humour into in order to cope with the situation. Do you feel the same way?