Nowadays, finding someone to fuck is easy peasy. Some lads are even willing to offer themselves to me. But do you know what the hard part is? That would be finding a lad who is really good at fucking. I mean, the majority of lads know how to fuck but...

For most girls, great eyebrows are life. As for me, great eyebrows, food, and heavenly sex are what put a big smile on my pretty face. I can stay in my bedroom for the whole 24 hours getting off with a handsome bloke.

I retired rather early which resulted to having a lot of free time. I cannot even tell you how bored I am these days, that's why I'm looking for someone to occupy my time and cunt. Someone is not bothered by age gaps or me having the most experience.

I don't go to pubs on the weekends. I've received enough alcohol to keep me going, so I'll never be in nice places to have a drink. If I go out, that's because my appetite for food is nudging me to try new dishes in restaurants nearby.

There's no need to waste our time trying to know each other. We both know why we are here, so let's skip the formalities and go straight down to business. Let us tease each other all day long, and see where it could possibly lead us.

I may not be pinup girl material anymore, but I know how to make a man moan like no other. I have gathered a lot of tricks over the years, it comes in handy to ask gents what they like too-- not two dicks are the same.