I repay evil with kindness. If you spank me, you'd have the best handjob. If you choke me, I'd be delighted to take all of your hot string of pearls. If you slap my face, prepare for a glorious moment.

When doing any job, it is important to have the right set of tools. I am looking for a lad who has a 6-inch tool or bigger between his legs. Things might be a little loose on my cave, so I only need someone who can make it feel tight again.

I am not looking for a person to spend the rest of my life with but I'm very keen to make new friends and share thoughts and ideas about things we're all curious about.

Sunbathing, though a rarity, is an activity I enjoy to do when I get the chance to. I make sure that I tan evenly so I always do it starkers. I don't really care much for my neighbours seeing me, I'm living my best life as much as I still can!

I don't go to pubs on the weekends. I've received enough alcohol to keep me going, so I'll never be in nice places to have a drink. If I go out, that's because my appetite for food is nudging me to try new dishes in restaurants nearby.

When I was in my younger years, I used to flirt and mess around with blokes who are a lot older than me. But now that I have grown, I don't want to flirt with those who are older than me. Instead, I want to be with some fresh and young lads.