Give me the best joke you have, and I will reply to you if I find it hilarious. I don't want a handsome and fit stud at this moment. I am looking for a funny man who can brighten up my day with his jokes and stories.

If you are wondering what an young, pretty lady such as myself is doing here, then let me answer it for you. Despite being pretty, I still have some needs that can only be satisfied by a fine bloke. Help me with my needs, and I'll show you the kind o...

Communication doesn't workout if understanding is not present. This is the reason why I've written off getting into a serious relationship. I'd rather be shagging any bloke's cock that needs attention than argue with a stubborn prick.

What cheeses me off? - Tasteless food. This is why I always order take aways from my favourite restaurant - A boring conversation in a freezing fog. There's nothing more disgusting than that - When a man I'm with is not up for a shag

Being in a new place, surrounded by unfamiliar yet smiling faces, is something that I really enjoy. I want to have a good laugh while dancing and running barefoot under the rain. But the thing I love most is feeling the warmth of my partner’s body ...

Let me tell you, I just moved into a lovely condo unit and I plan to make it even prettier soon. I am the kind of babe who simply loves nature and its beauty. And because of that, one of my biggest sexual fantasies is to fuck on the grass under the s...