The good thing about me is that I am not the type of lass who gets cheesed off over tiny and petty things. I don't get annoyed over the bad weather or maybe over an unpleasant meal. In fact, the only thing that makes me cheesed off is when lads do no...

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

Smashing personality and charisma are what I'm looking for n my man. Can seduce and sweet talk me into uncle ned with ease. Just a chuffed go, jammy attitude turns a bint on. Is that really too much for a lass like me to ask?

A beautiful soul is here for you. I'm a loving person who'll take care of you no matter what. I have this sense of overprotectiveness for people who are absolute treasure - those who give in to the sexual needs of this mature yet still enticing lady.

I'm the conventional type of lass, but I'm not what you think I am. I have sex with anyone I meet in pubs. The reason I said I'm a bit of a traditional type is that I dislike being choked or being slapped in the middle of getting off. I prefer gentle...

A seductive lady who has been sharpening her nails. I'm preparing to mark a lad as mine when the right time comes. Right now, I'm still waiting for that chap who'll take me in his arms as he grinds inside my pretty fanny.