Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

Afternoon tea is boring! I don't know why it's expected that ladies as old as me would enjoy them, but I'd rather have fish and chips plus a pint of Guinness. The icing on the cake would be to have a hot and heavy shag with a lad at the end of the ni...

I am a sexy, naughty, complacent and passionate lass who is very excited to make all of your sexual fantasies come true. I have too much desire to make sure that you have the best time of your life while you’re with me. I’m playful and I love new...

The kind of lad that I am trying to find is someone who knows a woman's body as if it's the back of his hand. I want to interact with a lad who does not need coaching when it comes to pleasuring a woman's body. If you are that kind of lad, let me kno...

I am a fitness-loving babe who can also be considered as the queen of sensuality. I am open-minded and a very good listener. I am into water sports, pole dancing, erotic novels and figure skating which make my personality very confusing to others. Bu...

I am always for the search of new experiences and adventures. Chatting is the new adventure for me right now. I would enjoy someone who can keep my fanny dripping wet while we are chatting on the phone. If you think this is you, then chat me up!