Because of my flirty, naughty, and horny nature, some blokes mistake me as a bint or a tart. But the truth is, I'm not a prostitute. I guess I just like acting like one. And to be perfectly honest with you, I've never done sex work in my whole life.

Why do you keep on checking if I change my profile or if I've added a new photo? That's of no use. If you like how I look, you better DM me and tell me how you feel. I'm not a mind reader ya know. I'm just a lady full of naughtiness.

Going out during the weekends has long left my system. When you're in your 50s, staying in would be the best way to spend it. I would often pull out my collection of smutty novels then proceed to let my imagination and hands run havoc.

I still go out and grab a pint at the pub every now and then, I may be old but that doesn't mean that I'm gonna coop myself up in my flat. I'd even flirt with a few blokes when they come my way too, they'd even buy me a drink or two.

I can't live without these: 1. Having a man grind hard deep within my core. 2. Snogging while watching the telly. 3. Drinking scrummy string of pearls. 4. Laughing at cool stuff. 5. Sightseeing. 6. Journaling. 7. Gardening. Sexting"

I am not the one you're looking for because I am way beyond your standards. I know this may sound like I am boasting, but I am just stating some facts here. If you are curious what made me say such things, then don't hesitate to send me a message.