Embracing the single life and not giving a bloody fuck about what other people have to say. I'm not a slag either, I date and sleep with them until another gent catches my attention. If you're the type that likes fun, discreet, and short term flings,...

Spend much of my time in the bath. I love the scent of lavender oil lingering on my skin. Beat the beans once I'm on the bed; that's after drying myself. My day wouldn't be complete without using my sex toys.

If you're looking for a lass who has a strong desire for sex. Someone who's not ashamed to admit that she's as randy as ever, then honey, I'm stoked to tell you that you're staring at the right profile. If you like me that much, why don't you have th...

What would be the best way to spend the dreary afternoons? Binge watching my favourite porn films. When it rains, I stay indoors and get wet myself. Nothing wrong with a middle aged woman wanking herself until she passes out, am I right?

Am I the only one who has lots of filthy things in mind? Whether I'm in bed or in a pub, my mind is clouded with dirty thoughts that I can't control. This is probably the effect of not having a shag for a quite a while. Have you got the same feeling?

In my opinion, the most difficult place to shag would be in a museum. I've been going to them for years and often wonder how quiet you'd have to be to not be heard when getting fucked. I'm a bit old, so I don't really care much about being loud thoug...