Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

Not to brag, but I've been told, I'm one fine bint. Don't be fooled by my doll- fancy chevy chase. I may butcher's shy and timid on the outwith, but I'm bleedin' aggressive and outspoken. Especially in the bedroom, I can make sure to make thou cum al...

Sense of humor? Don't be afraid to approach me or rather to send me a message because you think you might not be able to make me laugh. Sense of humor is not as important as shagging, don't you think so?

I've had wet dreams for so many nights. They are so vivid, I can remember every detail. Is this the effect of not having sex for too long? Every time wild dreams visit me, my urge to have sex gets stronger.

I'm intrigued by mysterious men. They seem to be a puzzle that needs to be solved. I thrive in analyzing things, and to tame an enigmatic man is similar to receiving a trophy or winning a special award.

I'm not in search of a man who can move mountains. I'm looking for a man who can shake the earth. He should know how to rock my world in the craziest way possible. I'd fall for him even more if he has eyes that tells me he wants to fuck me hard.