Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

I'm a single lady who's also a fitness enthusiast and a dietician. My pastimes include singing, hiking, photography, and dancing. I'm ambitious and realistic when it comes to my life goals and fall in love easily to a man who is smart, charming and e...

My mind is filled with fantasies. Whispering the naughtiest and dirtiest words that I can think of will be the best thing. I am easily turned on by three things: a handsome man, a glass of good wine, and a good joke. Do you think you fit in? Send me ...

Me: 30-year-old female with a generally positive outlook on life, living alone, no piercing, zero tattoos, one car, one cat, and one (slightly used) vagina.

The lack of a man in my life for the past ten years is now slowly taking its toll on my mind and my body. I am here because I want to chat with a lad who can help me rekindle the passion in my heart. Someone who can turn me on and drive me wild under...

I may be young but I am sure as hell that I am not an inexperienced lady. As a matter of fact, I lost my virginity when I was 16 and I can't stop having sex since then. But don't worry 'coz I use protection all the time!