Nothing beats a good cocktail before midmorning, not so much that it would get me plastered. Just a nip and I'd be good for the day, a woman like me should be poised at all times. In the bedroom is where I let loose and let my desires take over.

I've been trying new dishes in different restaurants. They're all scrummy, but if there's food my tastebud wants to have it again and again, it would be bacon sarni. And oh the bangers as well. Everything about it - sausage, mashed potato, gravy - ta...

I'm a warm lass who shows what she truly feels towards someone. I live my life to the fullest as I don't like to have regrets when I get older. Also, I don't see getting dirty as a sin. I perceive it as a blessing from above.

I'm not here to find someone who I can have serious and romantic relationships with. I am also not here to find a lad who I can marry. Instead, I am here to find someone who can call time to the dry spell that my pussy is experiencing now.

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

I always have to be this perfect woman who doesn't do anything wrong and behaves like a perfect Queen. Well... if they only knew what I was thinking sometimes.