Lives in reality. I'm not in search of a prince or knight in shining armour who'll offer me a grand life. I'm not Cinderella, and I'll never be. I'm a simple lass hoping to meet a bloke who's good in bed.

Marriage short-lived but couldn't say I regret it. I just figured out that I'd rather be a single lady who is free to play around with any young bloke who tickles my fancy. Years later, I can still keep up and even go beyond what's expected from me.

Lots of people ask me about my ideal lad and I don't know what to tell them. Because the truth is, I am okay with any lad who comes in my way. It will just be a bonus if he knows how to use his dangly-bits really well.

The easiest way to get my attention would be telling me what your favourite colour is. Why? Because you can tell a lot about the person with the colour they choose. As for me I'm fond of soft pink, it makes me feel warm and fuzzy.

Steal my heart with your overflowing naughty thoughts. Take me to the moon as you pull the blinder when you drill and screw my pussy. Keep me hot and wet every day. Let me experience explosive orgasms.

I spend my nights reading smutty novels and having a full glass of wine. If things get too randy and my quims starts to ache, then it's time to bust out the vibrator. I would often fall asleep after making a mess of myself, no regrets though. Maybe n...