I think I baked just about every flavour of pie there is on this planet by being the model housewife. The best pie does not involve an oven though. The recipe includes a dashing lad's dipstick, a bed-- though not necessarily, and my aching cunt.

I am vocal when it comes to getting what I want out of the men I'm with. Not bossy but just to nudge them along, guiding them to the right direction. I love it when they let me put my hand on their hand and show them how I flick my bean.

You are lucky enough to be one of the few ones chosen by the universe to see my profile. Don't let this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity go to waste. Send me a message now before it's too late. Ignoring me might become the biggest regret you will have ...

Don't be boring. This is the only thing I am asking from you. I have been in a conversation with a lot of blokes who claim to be exciting. I've been disappointed so many times, so I hope you will not add to my disappointment. Send me a message if you...

Suggesting to play roles in bed is the quickest way to get my cunt ache. I am not sure why pretending to be another person gets me randy, maybe it's because of all the porn I've watched. Either way, I want a bloke who I could think on their feet and ...

Seeing a man in a dapper suit just makes my kitty wet. I tend to be embarrassed about it at times but there's just something about a bloke in a well-tailored suit that makes me just want to ride his cock. Maybe because they look masculine and confide...