Afternoon tea is boring! I don't know why it's expected that ladies as old as me would enjoy them, but I'd rather have fish and chips plus a pint of Guinness. The icing on the cake would be to have a hot and heavy shag with a lad at the end of the ni...

Flirting and pulling blokes has never been my strong suit, I'd always end up tripping on words. Even now, a bit late to the party but I'm looking forward to getting to know lads again. Maybe I could even open up more about my naughty side.

I never back down from challenges and love to try new things. Recently I've taken to learning about the what the new trends are when it comes to sex, from positions to toys. I'm in awe at how inventive the younger generation is.

When I say I want dessert, it would usually involve a schlong with whipped cream at the top. It can get messy but I love cleaning up as much as I can with my tongue and mouth. As a reward after, I get to ride it like I did in the prime of my youth.

Corsets make me feel like a temptress ready to make fantasies come true. I have quite a collection and have used them every chance I could get. Adding in a whip and leather cuff doesn't hurt either, especially when they start misbehaving.

We all had that not so innocent fantasies about authorities disciplining us in the most delicious ways. My favourite scenario hands down would be a lady like me getting caught by the police for being indecent in public and then taught a lesson.