If you are one of the guys who can't wait to have a taste of what my hot body has to offer, then let me warn you now. My pussy will cost you more than a wink, more than a drink, and more than what you think.

My friends always tease me because I am the only one within our group who is not yet tied down to anybody. They always say that I am not getting any younger, so I need to find someone who can make me happy for the rest of my life. Actually, I don't l...

Obviously I'm new here, so I need someone to tour me around virtually. Not only that, if he can be my friend I can have a chat with whenever I'm bored or not busy with my own life, that'll be amazing!

I have so much love in me to cobble dogs with. This love within me is just too much that it made by boobies a lot bigger and bustier than the average. How about you send me a quick hello and maybe, just maybe I’ll send some of these love to you?

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

Lady Luck has never been on my side ever since I was young. Now that I am old, even Father Time has forsaken me. I know it might be next to impossible to ask for a young lad to pay attention to me, but I am still hoping I can have that.