Truth be told, I have been able to survive until now because of my capable hands. Although they are very thin and small, I know that I can nearly do everything to my body with this bloody pair of tools. If you want to know what else I can do with the...

I may be past my prime, but that doesn't mean that I turn sour. I think you should know that when I reach this age of mine, that's the time when I have become more sexually active. I can't even last a day not talking about sex or worst not shagging.

I am just chuffed that you took some interest in my profile. I’m curious what caught your attention in particular. Why don’t you message me what it is and let’s spend some time talking about it. I’d prefer if we can talk during the wee hours ...

Some people get deceived by my looks because as they say, I look like a very serious lady who doesn't have the word 'fun' in her vocabulary. Little did they know, I am the most fun person they will ever encounter.

My I.Q. is off the charts, I have the brainpower to build a craft that could fly myself and a significant other to the moon and back! If interested, you are free to message me!

Making a lady like me pleased is easy peasy. You just have to show me how hungry you are for me and how much you want to taste me. And I suggest that you do that by talking to me in a very dirty and slutty way.