Recently got roped into adopting a goldfish from a mate. I'm better at taking care of it than I do to myself. Nevertheless, I would love to meet a gent who'll provide me with witty conversations and sarcastic humour.

I'm quite the dominant type when it comes to sexual relationships. One fantasy I desperately want to come true is to be the submissive, specifically a submissive with a butt plug up my perky arse. I wonder if there's someone out here who can help me ...

Having me is dangerous. I'm untamable. But if I've hurt your ego... If taming me is a challenging activity for you... send me the hottest message that'll drop my knickers. Only then will I know that you're the one I deserve

Putting on costumes and getting into character is my favourite part when it comes to sex. I am aware though that it's not everyone's cup of tea. Which is why I want to find a bloke who does not mind playing along with me.

Alice In Wonderland has been my favourite story since I was a child. Even the films were great! The character that caught my attention from the very start is the Mad Hatter. I like to dress up as him for Hallows Eve but the slutty version.

Just relax while chatting with me. You don't need to pressure yourself in planning things just to impress. We should just go with the flow of our conversation. Our chats will never be boring as long as we have matching brainwaves. Let us enjoy our ta...