Dark humour memes is what keeping me entertained these days. I know that this kind of jokes can be quite offensive, but I still enjoy a good laugh when I see one. Maybe I am going straight to hell for this, but I don't mind. I think men in hell are h...

Favourite food: Pasta and pizza Favourite drinks: Strawberry or mango smoothie Favourite time of the day: Night only (It's when the magic begins) I've got more to talk about, but you should message me if you want to know more about me. That'd be...

Obviously, this old but scrummy lady is filled with sexual thoughts, making her randy every minute. She likes to imagine herself being teased in public before a well-endowed man pounds her from behind.

Mates say that I have a piss poor sense of humour for laughing at the most inappropriate times. But there are just some things in life that you need to inject some humour into in order to cope with the situation. Do you feel the same way?

Other ladies crave for food but here I am craving for some dangly-bits and I want it right at this very moment. Pardon me for being so dirty and horny but I guess it's acceptable 'coz months have already passed since the last time I got stuffed. Anyw...

It's quite frustrating that I still don't have a man with me despite my looks. I never considered settling for one lad before. I am quite a playful and beautiful slut when I was younger, so tying up the knot with someone seems like a waste of my God-...