They say I have a dirty mind and I beg to disagree. The truth is, I have a sexy imagination. I know it sounds like total rubbish, but I know a hundred and one way to make you scream my name. Do you want to try?

I thrive when there's variety, when there are various colours, and when there are different spices. Life will only be full of adventures and excitements if the important ingredients are present. Do you have them with you, honey?

Oral sex or chocolate? I like oral sex while eating chocolate. It has to be the dark one. I think it's perfect. Aussie kiss paired with dark chocolate. Good combination! Haven't tried putting it on someone's balloon knot. I should do it next time.

Lasses like me don't normally name their boobs for the reason that they're waiting for a bloke to give those luscious breasts a great name. Would be better if they can give one sexy name for each. If I were to ask you, what names do you have in mind ...

I do attend afternoon tea with the ladies whenever I can, but never found it entertaining aside from the gossips. It's the literal "spilling tea", as the younger gens say. What gets me going on a daily basis is wanking off in front of the mirror, tho...

Romance should be present during getting off as it's the most important ingredient of a sexual union. As a lass with strong libido, I have learned how to mix that with unexplainable pleasure as long as the man I'm with has the same ideals.