I love food, and one of my favorite food is something long. Yes, what can you read is real I want something long to eat. Also in sex, I want first to suck my partner dick before he starts to bump me. Chat me if you have a long weapon.

A cuppa with a dash of whiskey and an electrical boyfriend in hand, that's how I would end my nights. I would love it if my dildo gets replaced with a real prick soon, I'm growing older and am getting a tad bit impatient.

Wicked sense of humour and love to pull a few pranks along the way. I'm seeking a bloke who is not a bore, energetic and loud to match my own big personality. I speak my mind yet know when to behave and accept my blunders.

Ever since I've been under the dry spell, I couldn't stop myself from thinking about naughty thoughts. And those thoughts start to become more intense as days pass by. So, what I want right now is for those thoughts to be released and heard. Is there...

I have improved my dating skills by watching videos, but I feel that I'm not yet complete. Through introspection, I've realised that I should learn about the best ways of teasing and fucking through a man. Are you ready?

Have my sex toys ready. My flatmate only comes home once a week, and that's good news. On the days that she's not home, my sweet fanny and my wild vibrators can play with each other. Oh, the best part is inserting my four naughty fingers into my fann...