I can say that things in my life are fine and dandy. Well, except for one thing and that would be my sex life. I have been deprived of sex for a long time now and I really think I couldn't take it anymore. Who among here wants to end my sex deprivati...

Dark humour memes is what keeping me entertained these days. I know that this kind of jokes can be quite offensive, but I still enjoy a good laugh when I see one. Maybe I am going straight to hell for this, but I don't mind. I think men in hell are h...

Anyone who is interested in me should not be afraid of sending me a message. I don't eat men, I only play with them with my tongue. I also don't bite, unless you want me to. I am quite desperate for some rough fucking, so I will accept anyone who has...

Lately, I noticed that I have been living a life that is as dull as ditchwater that's why I decided to join here. I hope that a nice lad from here will be able to give me fun, exciting, and interesting experiences.

A lover of cats. I'm really amused, especially when a cat yawns and stretches. It's an adoring sight I only see from my loving pets. The only thing that I don't appreciate much from them is their being overly clingy.

I want to escape the real world, and go to a different world where flirting and having sex is not seen as immoral. I'd be chuffed if a bloke can lick my arse any time or if he can drink from my strawberry creams.