Afternoon tea is boring! I don't know why it's expected that ladies as old as me would enjoy them, but I'd rather have fish and chips plus a pint of Guinness. The icing on the cake would be to have a hot and heavy shag with a lad at the end of the ni...

Hard effing and blinding, independent, kinky, and damn switched on! That's what people say about me. Can't blame em! sterling in wanking chariot, especially with my toys that will spice things up! Intrigued?

One thing I realized upon reaching this age is that it is not easy anymore to find a lad who is willing to waste time on me. It's quite depressing that I am not as hot as I used to, but my mind still craves the attention I used to have.

"Call me conceited if you don't understand, but call me a sexy confident woman if you've been in my position. But of course, you should be called a strong and sexy prince not a sexy confident woman. That's obvoius, right? I'm used to receiving pr...

Don't be mad when women make themselves beautiful because what we're doing is for you blokes. We want to look presentable and to have that poise even in bed. And just to remind you, I'm one of those millions of women who care about herself. That's wh...

I love my bed so much that I prefer lying on it all day long rather than going out. Nothing really beats the happiness and satisfaction I feel whenever I’m in my natural habitat wearing nothing. Yes, I sleep naked. Too much information?