Smashing personality and charisma are what I'm looking for n my man. Can seduce and sweet talk me into uncle ned with ease. Just a chuffed go, jammy attitude turns a bint on. Is that really too much for a lass like me to ask?

Me: 30-year-old female with a generally positive outlook on life, living alone, no piercing, zero tattoos, one car, one cat, and one (slightly used) vagina.

I have a lot of hobbies that I enjoy. I can sew, knit, draw, and dance. What I do the most is dancing because I like to shake my derrière. One day, I'll dance in the rain with my lover while kissing passionately.

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

What I can tell you about me is that once I set a goal, I see to it that I am able to achieve it no matter what. So, if my goal is to have your sexy and hot body on my bed, I am going to do everything just to accomplish that goal.

People would often tell me that I dress too provocatively, I say I'm just expressing myself! I want to show off my busty baps and curvaceous ass, wanting men to stare, pant, and slobber as I pass their way.