Though it may not look like it, I don't smoke fags. I believe that doing so is unhealthy and will only cause harm to my body. And because of that, I would just rather put a cock in my mouth instead of an unhealthy stick of cigarette.

I am not much of a talker. I am more of an observer. I am not a snob either, I am just reserved. I can talk about myself for hours but please don’t think that I am narcissistic. I’m nothing but far from that. Don’t you just want to get to know ...

A cuppa and a good smutty novel is the best way to spend the afternoon. I let my imagination run as wild as it can while I still haven't found a young bloke to play with. When I do though, I'll make sure they're going to forget their name.

Making breakfast has always brought a smile on my face. For years and years, it has brought mr constant comfort. I wonder how lads would like their brekky in the mornings. Would they like scrambled eggs, served in bed, or would they rather I attend t...

I don't drink all the time, but when I do, I down all the bottle until I am completely knackered. I can handle my alcohol well despite my age, so you need to be a strong drinker if you want to see how crazy I am when I am hammered.

I do cardio exercise, zumba, and yoga. I've met a lot of people who became my friends. It's unbelievable. 20 years from now, I might still see myself dancing with the rhythm at full throttle. Though it won't be just me.