I am usually the silent type. You will not hear my voice unless you talk to me. I find it difficult to say something when I am in a public space. However, I can be as naughty as a hungry hyena when I am doing something fun in bed.

Eager to have wonderful sex. I haven't had the chance to have a shag for a long time because of my career. But now that I'm successful, it's about time that I listen to what my body has been urging me to do. And that is to have a leg over.

Booze, sex, and discos are my life in the past. I still enjoy occasionally being knackered, but having sex and going to discos are a tad challenging for me to do now that I am old. If only there's someone who can help me do both, I would die happy.

So what does an old lady like me have to do to get a bloke who can fuck me into oblivion? I've been alone for so long that I have already forgotten what it is like to have someone's breath against my skin.

I'm always hot, so before sex I should either have a shower or a hot lad should sprinkle me with cold water if he doesn't want to see too much of my wildness. But if he's okay with it, I can just be myself and devour him with my sexy mouth.

Ever since the children moved out to pursue their own lives, the house has been rather empty. My late husband was a gem but gone too soon. I want the loneliness that settled in to go away and I think that finding a youthful partner would remedy that.