Afternoon tea is boring! I don't know why it's expected that ladies as old as me would enjoy them, but I'd rather have fish and chips plus a pint of Guinness. The icing on the cake would be to have a hot and heavy shag with a lad at the end of the ni...

The best thing that could happen to me right now is to be fucked like it's my last day to live. I always have this fantasy that a fit stud will fuck me to death, and I lie on the bed lifeless with a huge smile on my face and cum dripping from my cunt...

Back in the days, it was scandalous and impressive to own a thong-- now it is normal. I took full advantage of this and now own various knickers, from lacy to barely-there. I have to say, it makes me feel confident enough to want to shag a well hung ...

Fuck me like I am the prettiest slut you've ever seen in your life. I might be old, but my body can still compete when it comes to hotness. My mind is wild and naughty all the time. This mature lady can give you the experience you'll never receive if...

Having brunch with the old gals seem to be the only event that I look forward to nowadays. I would love to have other things to anticipate, especially if it's the fine body of a lad. Oh, the things I could do with my tongue and tits.

The easiest way to get my attention would be telling me what your favourite colour is. Why? Because you can tell a lot about the person with the colour they choose. As for me I'm fond of soft pink, it makes me feel warm and fuzzy.