Recently gotten into writing smutty fanfiction. Not the best past time according to a few mates but it's bloody fun so I'll keep at it. So far the shagging is kept to the fictional realm but I hope someone plans to rectify that soon.

Some say the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. I beg to disagree, honey. Man shall not live by bread alone. There should be nights full of naughtiness. After all, we all need to fill an empty void through sexual pleasures.

Dreary weather is best spent inside, with a young bloke to occupy my time and keep the cold at bay. Sharing covers and letting hands roam freely, caressing warm skin before moving onto more pleasurable touches.

I can be the most gentle lady who'll be by your side when you feel blue. I can be the best cook who'll prepare scrummy dishes that suit your tastebuds. But... I can also be the wildest lady when you need to have a release.

Just relax while chatting with me. You don't need to pressure yourself in planning things just to impress. We should just go with the flow of our conversation. Our chats will never be boring as long as we have matching brainwaves. Let us enjoy our ta...

I may be small in stature but thick and curvy in all the right places. Imagine how easy it would be to move me into any position your heart and cock fancy. I have nothing against having my throat fucked thoroughly either.