I am a party-loving lady who enjoys going out despite my old age. For me, age is nothing but a number. I don't let it dampen my sparkle and put a stop to my wild adventures. I hope to find someone who also loves going out and having fun.

We all had that not so innocent fantasies about authorities disciplining us in the most delicious ways. My favourite scenario hands down would be a lady like me getting caught by the police for being indecent in public and then taught a lesson.

I want the simple pleasures in life, no need for fanfare or being over the top. Even when it comes to shagging, I've always preferred to focus on how to fully satiate the need within me rather than back breaking positions. Though recently, buggery so...

I assure you that despite my age, my skills in bed are still outstanding and commendable. I may not have the young and sexy body that I had before but at least, I still know the finest bed techniques that every man will surely enjoy.

My big knockers never failed me when it comes to pulling lads. Since I've had them as a teen, it was easy to find a bloke who'd want a quick snog or shag. Now it gets me the chance to have fun in the bedroom despite how old I already am.

All the best things in life happen at the most unexpected time. I've been waiting for decades for the best thing in my life to happen. However, nothing of such a scale has occurred so far. Maybe a fine lad can finally let me experience the best time ...