I would be out of my mind if I don't socialise with dashing lads. They're totally a different specie compared to women and that's exciting. I could listen to their interests all day while my fingers are somewhere else.

Forced sex is one of my sexual fantasies that I want to be fulfilled soon. I find it hot when a chap ferociously grabs me from behind, undresses me, and puts his knob into my fanny even if I try to resist.

What I hate the most is being yelled at. Whenever someone, especially when it's a lad, yells or screams at me, I instantly go spare. I get really mad and the only thing that can calm me down is a pint of dark chocolate ice cream.

I'm done with love, commitments, and relationships. Right now, I don't want any of that. What I want instead are plenty of teasing, flirting, and fucking. And it would be nice to find a bloke who's willing to do those three things with me.

You can't find me watching TV or films for 4 hours on a Saturday when I can do something more fun and productive. As an outgoing lass, I'd rather spend my time outdoors having a great conversation with my friends, especially with lads.

In my mind, the dinner table can be used for more than just meals. It's the best place to layout my body to be devoured by a gentleman much younger than I am. He is welcomed to eat me out or make a serving of cream pie in my cunt.