No beating around the bush, I'll tell you flat out that I would love to have filthy conversations with blokes instead of just getting to know each other. Let's share our dirtiest fantasies and wank off to each other's words.

I love to cook. I can make the most delicious full course meal for my man. Of course, I will be the dessert. I will make your stomach full and your balls empty. I don't know if there is anything better than that.

I may not have the curves I did when I was younger, but I still know how to ride a throbbing cock like it's the last time I'll ever have the chance to. I know a few blokes get off on watching a lady's tits bounce around and would even suckle on them.

I prefer beer over wine. Even a sophisticated-looking lady like me loves a good pint along with her fish and chips. Never could go wrong with a classic. Also, wouldn't go wrong with shagging a lady who has plenty of sexual experience.

Craving for a hot romance, I order drinks in a pub where my eyes can wander to the types of men my fanny want to take home. Usually, they're the ones with hairy chest and deep blue eyes. Their qualities ignite the fire that's within me.

I'm starting to love having casual affairs or a no strings attached kind of relationship - no commitments, meaning I'm free to flirt with another bloke anytime that I want or need to. A one night stand is less stressful plus I need not worry about da...